Dog Twitter
Shall I tell you about my new enterprise? I'll tell you. I have invented a social media website for literate dogs like my hairy self. I am not the only dog capable of dextrously applying his paws to a laptop keyboard to create blogs like this for your entertainment. There are countless other clever dogs out there who are capable of doing so. Not some breeds, obviously. Some breeds are as thick as poo. But for those who aren't, I have launched a doggy version of Twitter, which I have called WOOFER and it already has thousands of users. If you are familiar with Twitter, then you will appreciate the following description of how Woofer is being used. I have modelled it on the main features of Twitter in terms of posting Woofs, following other Woofers, Re-woofing Woofs and 'liking' other Woofs (though I have used the word LICK instead of LIKE so you actually Lick other Woofs.) Doggy users can add a brief bio. As you'd imagine, most of...